What is Free Energy?

For years now the world had bandied about the idea of Free Energy, and not much has come about from it. We really havent made huge strides on an international level, and any strides made so far have been few and far between.
There are a lot of ways to try to describe Free Energy, but to define it is easy.
Free Energy, is energy derived from means that have no financial, or monetary implications whatsoever. To be essentially Free, the energy would have to create, transmit, and deliver itself for zero dollars, and that is an absurd goal in any model.

So, we know what Free Energy is now, and lets see how we can derive it from nature, which of course is free, right? Lets say we use a water wheel, and generate power from the rotational force of said wheel, to the tune of 10,000 watts an hour. Thats a great output, but to continue to deliver that type of output, the wheel needs to be greased, and someone needs to be there 24/7 in case of a bearing failure, or similar accident. Pretty soon, the free waterwheel power is costing more money to maintain, and operate that it is generating, and we go out of business.
To crow about how the government doesnt give us enough subsidies, is a product of misinformation on the scientist's part. They arent going to find a way to generate power for free, when their job pays them to look for that very needle in the haystack. Job security at the expense of you and me, and we cant do shit about it!

You hear now and then about the solar crowd's idea for a new day of solar power, and almost fall prey to it's sensuous song of promise, until you look at the price of a small solar array, and asscociated  equipment, all made in China, and that's reassuring when it's hooked to the roof of your house and reaching temperatures of 350 degrees.
Boy, the solar panels are cool, what with the huge weight to output ratio, and the massive amount of points for failure in one panel alone. And they are made of glass, which vitrifies in the direct sun naturally, causing the dreaded haze induced voltage loss we know and hate. Well at least I know and hate, and now you can, too!

I loves me some talk about geothermal power, and it's many benefits, like about three hundred different places for the water pipes to leak, and the expensive pumps required to circulate all that water, which being water, always finds a way into the dryest of places, your attic! And dont get me started on the dependability of heat exchangers, as Ive seen more than my share of them disintegrated from "shitty" water. Oh, and per btu, geothermal takes longer to recoup than any other type of Free Energy. This picture was drawn by an insane man!
We all know what comes next, right? New kee ler, as George Bush the douchebag of the century, once said. Sure, new kee ler power is free, after you build the three hundred billion dollar infrastructure though. Sorry, to burst your, well, you know.....

Then, in a flash of brilliant light, the Brown/Tesla crowd steps up, with an idea so simple, and previously proven, it makes my head spin. Both men made strides in Free Energy that will never be seen again in history. They designed, and tested equipment that worked, and worked well, yet were never afforded the perfect venue to get the ball rolling. Every advancement either man made, or not, was met with fright and denial in the science community, and our only true hope got hijacked from us because the goverment doesnt want to make a change, and I mean a power shift of the human variety. Fear, and a lack of understanding, built a basis for the fleecing of the world, and the disgustingly bloated energy companies to keep pulling the wool over our eyes.
So much for the evil effort, though, as people all over are banding together to bring a selction of talents to the table, like welders, quantum physicists, janitors, and airplane mechanics, all with the same idea and goal in mind, and that's to redefine Free Energy, and the way we go about finding, and providing it, for the years to come.
Who in their right mind, burns oil to propel themselves along?, when there are so many other ways to do it, is a mystery to me. I would just as soon ride a bike, or sail a wind car to work, if the guy next door with the giant set of balls didnt need a hummer to carry them around in!

Really people, you cant do anything about the propogation of Free Energy farms around you, and windmills and HAARP arrays may become commonplace in the scenery around your neighborhood. Just ask yourself, when you have had enough of the hot wind blowing from our politicians mouth holes, what you truly consider to be Free, and what you are willing to PAY for it.
I like to think that any trace of Free Energy would be a boon to an energy company, and they would dive right in with the changeover in infrastructure, but I have a sickening feeling that their idea of free, is not the same as mine. God forbid, they spend twenty million on a factory adaptation, when that could pay bonuses for the next quarter!
Even the schools are in on the hubbub about the Free Energy theme. The kids are taught to seek different solutions for the problems they face, like, when your lawn is growing tall, you mow it, and when you need a loaf of bread, you drive to get it, in your mom's Escalade, no less! Children today are set up with an epic fail waiting to happen, and we need to warn them. The money, and effort you spend on the development of Free Energy solutions wont benefit you or your family now, but will set the world back on track as it snowballs along through time.

Yeah, you know you want it!

Every action we take now, will benefit our future descendents, and will define who we are, and how we respect the Earth. Are we ready to let it show us what wonders it has been hiding from our unprepared eyes?
Free Energy is only as free as you make it, and if it was easy, any dummy could have figured it out by now...Oh wait, I just did!

Whodunnit?